Our Story
BUILT FOR BEARDS, MADE TO LAST
We handcraft premium, all-natural beard care with high-quality ingredients to keep your beard hydrated, soft, and legendary.
Every Great Beard Has a Story—Here’s Ours
Beard care isn’t just about looking good—it’s about embracing the journey. And like every great beard, Rusty Cock Beard Care has its own story to tell—one that started with a yard bird, a bad joke, and a whole lot of laughs.
How It Started
The Legend Behind Rusty Cock Beard Care
Many years ago, my wife and I went to a fall festival and picked up what we thought was the perfect yard ornament—a scrap metal rooster sitting on a spring. We proudly placed it in our garden, thinking it added just the right amount of charm.
Every time I left the house, I’d tap it with my foot and say something like,
“My cock is a redhead today.”
or
“My cock’s a little wobbly.”
Of course, my wife would just roll her eyes and tell me to stop acting like a teenager—which only encouraged me more. This went on for years.
Our Mission
Beards, Grooming & Good Laughs
We’re on a mission to help men grow their best beards with premium, all-natural products designed to promote healthy skin, strong hair follicles, and full beard growth. But we also believe in adding a little humor to the world because, as Proverbs 17:22 says:
“A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.”
So, if we can help you grow an epic beard AND get a good chuckle, then we’re doing something right.
Fast forward over 23 years, and that rooster has weathered storms, been tossed in and out of storage, and looks a little rough around the edges. Now, when I see it, all I can say is:
“Well, my cock’s a little rusty.”
At this point, my wife is beyond exasperated, but hey—laughter is good for the soul. Life is too short to take everything so seriously, and that’s exactly the spirit behind Rusty Cock Beard Care.
We believe great beards deserve great care—and a little humor along the way.
Rusty Cock Ranch
More Than Just Beard Care
We don’t just take care of beards—we take care of our flock too! Rusty Cock Ranch is a small egg production company in Chandler, OK, supplying pasture-raised, farm-fresh eggs to our local grocery store, Williams Grocery.
If you’re in the area, swing by and grab a dozen or two—your breakfast (and your beard) will thank you.
Our Core Values
Faith, Integrity & Quality
Rusty Cock Beard Care is faith-based, family-owned, and built on strong Christian values. We take pride in:
Crafting high-quality, all-natural products.
Praying over every batch because we believe in the power of prayer.
Operating with integrity, honesty, and a commitment to excellence.
Simply put: We make products you can trust—because we wouldn’t put anything on our own beards that we wouldn’t put on yours.
Our Story
BUILT FOR BEARDS, MADE TO LAST
We handcraft premium, all-natural beard care with high-quality ingredients to keep your beard hydrated, soft, and legendary.